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|5 horrible SQL jokes and one puzzle|
|Sam has a terrible sense of humour which is all too often inflicted on his delegates. Sadly, with this blog, on website viewers too ...|
As my delegates can attest, there is nothing I enjoy more than a good bad joke. Here are 5 of my absolute favourites which you will likely hear if you attend one of my SQL courses.
Actually, my all-time favourite SQL joke is this one about "little Bobby Tables", but I think Andy's blogged about this one previously.
What do you call the SQL talent show? Select a *!
The picture shows the front cover of a zine called Become a Select Star by Julia Evans.
If Access is the original ...
... is this the sequel?
What is the difference between a cat and a select statement?
And optionally a semi-colon too.
How do we know that databases are really clumsy?
They are constantly dropping things ... like the Mic, the Beat, the News and your ex....
Two SQL transactions ask the minister to marry them. "Only if you're willing to commit", replies the minister.
Who knew that even SQL statements could form a UNION?
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If any of these jokes didn't make sense consider attending our courses to brush up your SQL.
Got any good SQL or other nerdy jokes not listed above? We'd love to hear from you!
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